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  • Question: What does "chill my gecko" mean in your bio thingy? I know thats a weird Q but im confuzzled - alohacah11
  • Answer:

    Well my gecko sits on my shoulder alot and when ever I watch tv he is on my lap. Idk we just kinda hangout! :)

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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unclefather:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

The caption tho

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lucazsweaters:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a crappy, three sentence fanfiction in their ask  based on their url. I mean it, everyone

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ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

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